Question: What do it is that you serve but eat?
Answer: A tennis ball.
Recent studies show that:
1. Unemployed or incarcerated people’s sport of choice is basketball.
2. Maintenance employees’ sport of choice is bowling.
3. Blue-collar workers’ choice of sport is football.
4. Supervisors’ sport of choice is baseball.
5. Middle management’s choice of sport is tennis.
6. Corporate leaders’ sport of choice golf.
What does this mean? The bigger your paycheck is, the smaller your balls become.
Question: What is the reason that you should never fall in love with a tennis player?
Answer: Because to tennis players, “love” means nothing.
Question: How many tennis players are required to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: “What!! What do you mean it was out? It was in!!”
Question: Did you know that the first tennis match was mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: Yea, it was when Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Two friends are going deer hunting in the woods when all of a sudden a tiger jumps out. Frightened, one friend calmly opened up his backpack and took out a pair of tennis shoes. The other friend looks at him and asked, “What are you crazy? How are you suppose to outrun a tiger in those?” The other friend replies, “Yes, I know, I all I need to do it outrun you”.
One day a jogger comes across a brand new tennis ball while he was jogging. He picks it up and puts it in his pocket. Later, he gets to cross walk and meets a blonde girls. She sees the bulge in his pocket and asks him, “What is the bulge in your pocket?” He replies, “Oh, tennis ball”. Then the blonde proceeds, “Oh poor you, that must hurt so bad, I once had tennis elbow.”